Thursday, May 29, 2008

I Have Brown Discharge & When I Wee Burns

Stockholm city in the country


We spent the long weekend of May 8 in Stockholm. In spring is a beautiful city, colored. The locals are very friendly and almost all speak English. Stockholm is located on several islands and includes an impressive number of green spaces. All photos were taken less than ten miles from the center of this city of one million inhabitants.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Cellular Respiration Process Poem

Doctor

The problem when you're a doctor, is that everyone is affected by your activity. Everyone needs an opinion of counsel and has quite extraordinary stories to tell about health.

Once you are a medical student, you are eligible for meals with family stories of prostate surgery great-uncle, requests for advice on diet and grandpa's stories of pregnancy and breastfeeding the whole line. And since you are a doctor (or almost as studying medicine), your voice takes on a certain weight. "It's V. who said he is a doctor! Of course, the first years of medicine learn a little of everything, but really no medicine, only how the body works when it works and you know nothing about disease and treatment are discussed that After a few years. While the treatment of multiple sclerosis or diabetic infant nutrition, it is a bit beyond you. Of Suddenly, it happened to me when people do not know me do not say what was my job to pass a meal in peace by telling bullshit.

then medicine becomes your profession, but also your life. He must have lived the "Is there a doctor on the train ... the bathroom ... the airplane ..." to understand that this is one of the few professions where you can always anywhere and suddenly become essential. Blockers chips suffer much less from the problem. You're on vacation, relaxed, his head full of sun and suddenly you plunge into the tragedy and suffering.
Meal at
Flunch with my girls. As usual, one of them wants to go pee. When you have daughters, you know all the toilets in a radius of fifty miles of home. I follow him and what do I see in the toilet? A person sprawled near the sink, frankly and honestly palichote now swoon. I recognize a hypoglycemic, fetches sugar, water and cake and give the lady up. My daughter has had time to pee and we ate cold.

Return of the sea, on a small road about twenty miles from my home. I discover at every turn, still smoking two cars that are clearly encountered quite suddenly. While my wife made the movement, I see the victims and call for help. Firefighters arrived and here I am posing infusions and other trinkets. After a while I worried about the arrival of the local doctor and firefighters say, "We did not call, since you were there! . Hey! guys! I'm on vacation !

You pick up your newspaper. You wait in line to pay and Mrs Machin who says: "Ah! Doctor, since I see you, I do not want to disturb , but could you give me an appointment for tomorrow? " ("That's right, you think I learned my schedule by heart before exiting")
"Ah! Doctor, I do not want to disturb you when you drink your coffee, but have you received the test results? " (" What tests? Who is this guy? I know? ")
" Oh, you who is a doctor, you can watch me shoulder before the game of football, it hurts me since three months? " (" You who is a mechanic, you can make me empty the bike quickly? ")

Those who know me know and I tell them:" When you want talk to the doctor, we go to the doctor's office. Medicine is a medical office, such as carpentry is done in a workshop and not in a kitchen. "

Friday, March 28, 2008

Reception Card Wordings

We always zero!

You shall not pass the 13th pass. It's too hard!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rmz6

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Leland Chapman Gloves

Dig the hole in the company

Mr. Jacques is my patient for over fifteen years. I nursed her mother until the end, it creates links. He comes to see me from time to time to renew its treatments. He has small pathologies chiantes, but not serious. Psoriasis plaques with some very limited colitis who suffer from time to time and headaches that go with paracetamol. Not a customer that pays. One or two visits per year. This old bachelor

a little anxious not clear read, but that does not stop him from getting many awards for breeding horses. It's a treat to see these giants out of the mist, steaming nostrils, shiny coat and mane blonde.

But then, he has found a mate. It looks strangely indeed. The first time I saw them together, I thought was his sister. The gaffe!

And she takes care of his health.

So these headaches, it worries him. They wanted to go see the neurologist. Who proposed a battery of tests and, to my anger, a basic treatment of his migraine. It has not failed, treatment was poorly tolerated, it had to do more tests and take other treatments. Psoriasis was seen by a dermatologist who has indicated a treatment course that does not help, but hey, it's the dermatologist. And today I received a letter from the ophthalmologist who concluded that his mental Visuals are due to his headaches, which I knew for over fifteen years. And it proposes to send to the inquiry "migraine" at the University Hospital in the nearby town.

Cont.

Marie has twisted his knee in a fall. She comes to see me at night because his knee "the coward". I look at the knee. Not much. I told him to wait few days and see. Her husband would like a radio, but I explain that the radio does not see the bones and, if there is anything that is not bone.

few days later I saw her again. His knee is still a tendency to let go. I examine it again and I am considered by my house. Still not much. The husband wants to know what she wants and MRI. I try to explain that the examination by two doctors removed a serious thing and that in any event, whatever the result of MRI, we will do nothing more.
Nothing to do and I end up prescribing. So MRI done two weeks later which showed mild ligament injuries. The radiologist recommended a surgical consultation. I receive the letter today telling me that there is nothing to do.

In fact, Marie no longer complains of his knee for over a week.

How not to do!