Friday, May 30, 2008

Susten 200 Progesterone

adults

"Ah! Doctor! Do not forget to mark the Effenergan! "If you do not know" the Effenergan "is normal. No ... But it is the drug of choice of one of my old patients. Long ago she ate the Phenergan ®, and was prescribed the Efferalgan ®. It became the Effenergan. I would therefore prescribe paracetamol effervescent.

Simple no?

For Mr. Orlando, do not forget the "Bicocca", it takes years. I'm saying each months over five years. "Ah yes, The Symbicort ®! "He continues to take the" Bicocca ".

I loved the "Bécotine" Ms. Isaure when she came to pick her Becotide ®. Mr. Leboucher never recalled the name of Seretide ® and is called the "Pschitt for asthma.

Curiously, Mr. Louis knows very well his Soriatane ® and its Diprosalic ®, but never managed to store the Pentasa ® he calls "Saintasa" blessed medicine which eased his stomach.

Generics whose name is often composed of the name of the molecule followed by laboratory name seem really hard to remember. Sure remember Dextropropoxyphene-paracetamol Biogaran ® appears well above the average memory capacity. While for some it is easier to ask "the Biogaran" or "The Merck" which corresponds to tens of products since it is the name of the lab.

But how do doctors who do not keep records for their patients?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

I Have Brown Discharge & When I Wee Burns

Stockholm city in the country


We spent the long weekend of May 8 in Stockholm. In spring is a beautiful city, colored. The locals are very friendly and almost all speak English. Stockholm is located on several islands and includes an impressive number of green spaces. All photos were taken less than ten miles from the center of this city of one million inhabitants.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Cellular Respiration Process Poem

Doctor

The problem when you're a doctor, is that everyone is affected by your activity. Everyone needs an opinion of counsel and has quite extraordinary stories to tell about health.

Once you are a medical student, you are eligible for meals with family stories of prostate surgery great-uncle, requests for advice on diet and grandpa's stories of pregnancy and breastfeeding the whole line. And since you are a doctor (or almost as studying medicine), your voice takes on a certain weight. "It's V. who said he is a doctor! Of course, the first years of medicine learn a little of everything, but really no medicine, only how the body works when it works and you know nothing about disease and treatment are discussed that After a few years. While the treatment of multiple sclerosis or diabetic infant nutrition, it is a bit beyond you. Of Suddenly, it happened to me when people do not know me do not say what was my job to pass a meal in peace by telling bullshit.

then medicine becomes your profession, but also your life. He must have lived the "Is there a doctor on the train ... the bathroom ... the airplane ..." to understand that this is one of the few professions where you can always anywhere and suddenly become essential. Blockers chips suffer much less from the problem. You're on vacation, relaxed, his head full of sun and suddenly you plunge into the tragedy and suffering.
Meal at
Flunch with my girls. As usual, one of them wants to go pee. When you have daughters, you know all the toilets in a radius of fifty miles of home. I follow him and what do I see in the toilet? A person sprawled near the sink, frankly and honestly palichote now swoon. I recognize a hypoglycemic, fetches sugar, water and cake and give the lady up. My daughter has had time to pee and we ate cold.

Return of the sea, on a small road about twenty miles from my home. I discover at every turn, still smoking two cars that are clearly encountered quite suddenly. While my wife made the movement, I see the victims and call for help. Firefighters arrived and here I am posing infusions and other trinkets. After a while I worried about the arrival of the local doctor and firefighters say, "We did not call, since you were there! . Hey! guys! I'm on vacation !

You pick up your newspaper. You wait in line to pay and Mrs Machin who says: "Ah! Doctor, since I see you, I do not want to disturb , but could you give me an appointment for tomorrow? " ("That's right, you think I learned my schedule by heart before exiting")
"Ah! Doctor, I do not want to disturb you when you drink your coffee, but have you received the test results? " (" What tests? Who is this guy? I know? ")
" Oh, you who is a doctor, you can watch me shoulder before the game of football, it hurts me since three months? " (" You who is a mechanic, you can make me empty the bike quickly? ")

Those who know me know and I tell them:" When you want talk to the doctor, we go to the doctor's office. Medicine is a medical office, such as carpentry is done in a workshop and not in a kitchen. "